Sometimes, we talk about alternative streams of income...

7/3/2011 7:04 PM: Joey: Did I tell you about my new job venture?

7/3/2011 7:11 PM: Morgan Lander: Uhhhh no.  What are you doing?  Did I tell you my Mom and I are talking about you? Hahahaha

7/3/2011 7:14 PM: Joey: What about me are you talking about?

7/3/2011 7:16 PM: Morgan Lander: Ohhhh just about how we have had the same experiences.  And how when my Mom goes to Vegas for her final bootcamp thing she wants you to come hang

7/3/2011 7:17 PM: Joey: I can't wait!

7/3/2011 7:18 PM: Joey: Are you ready to hear about the Dome Coach?

7/3/2011 7:19 PM: Morgan Lander: Ummmm yes?!

7/3/2011 7:20 PM: Joey: For a very reasonable rate, a lady can pay me to give me oral sex while I take notes on her skills and ability and then critique her performance.

7/3/2011 7:27 PM: Morgan Lander: This is going in the blog.

7/3/2011 7:28 PM: Morgan Lander: Hahahaha what a ridiculous idea.  But I like it!

7/3/2011 7:28 PM: Joey: Someone is going to steal my idea and make a million dollars with it. I am the Dome Coach!

7/3/2011 7:28 PM: Morgan Lander: I honestly think you could make it work too.

7/3/2011 7:28 PM: Morgan Lander: Just don't get caught.

7/3/2011 7:29 PM: Morgan Lander: So, when are you going to start this venture?

7/3/2011 7:30 PM: Joey: Maybe set up shop in Nevada.

7/3/2011 7:30 PM: Morgan Lander: Perfect way of getting around the prostitution laws.

7/3/2011 7:30 PM: Morgan Lander: You could even get into scholarships!

7/3/2011 7:31 PM: Morgan Lander: Make it a whole training program!

7/3/2011 7:31 PM: Morgan Lander: Dome coach bootcamp!

7/3/2011 7:31 PM: Joey: Certifications.

7/3/2011 7:33 PM: Morgan Lander: I think you have a winning idea.

7/3/2011 7:34 PM: Morgan Lander: I guess you are gonna need an assistant?  Take notes for you?

7/3/2011 7:35 PM: Joey: Are you looking for work?

7/3/2011 7:38 PM: Morgan Lander: Well I'm certainly not looking for instruction haha.  If you need an assistant, so it doesn't seem as creepy, I'll do it!  Make the clients feel at ease with a woman there, you know?

7/3/2011 7:40 PM: Joey: You want to watch me get head? haha

7/3/2011 7:40 PM: Morgan Lander: Sure, why not.  I mean, we're professionals, right?

7/3/2011 7:40 PM: Joey: Very true. We're high class.

7/3/2011 7:43 PM: Morgan Lander: Yes!  And I mean, this is a business after all.  Watching the teacher at work is just part of regular every day operations.

7/3/2011 7:45 PM: Joey: What would my assistant do? Make me sandwiches to replenish me? haha

7/3/2011 7:47 PM: Morgan Lander: Take notes.  I will have excellent vantage points.

7/3/2011 7:48 PM: Joey: You'd be the best assistant.

7/3/2011 7:54 PM: Joey: But you know, if I ever have trouble getting it up, my assistant may have to help.

7/3/2011 8:04 PM: Morgan Lander: Hahahaha we'll have some sort of contraption for that.  I'll make sure to be the consummate professional

7/3/2011 8:06 PM: Joey: I'll be on a regiment of Viagra.

7/3/2011 8:06 PM: Morgan Lander: Suppose that will be my job too.  Make sure you have a steady supply.

7/3/2011 8:07 PM: Morgan Lander: Ordering cases from questionable sites online for cheap.

7/3/2011 8:10 PM: Joey: You better not let me down.

7/3/2011 8:15 PM: Morgan Lander: I will be the best assistant the Dome coach can buy!

7/3/2011 8:16 PM: Joey: You can start by looking into office buildings in Nevada for me. :-)

7/3/2011 8:18 PM: Morgan Lander: Perfect!  Holy shit you could even do parties! Like how the do sex toy parties!

7/3/2011 8:19 PM: Joey: Let's make a million dollars.

7/3/2011 8:27 PM: Morgan Lander: Love it!  I'm down :)

7/3/2011 8:29 PM: Joey: Maybe look into the legalities of it while you're at it.

7/3/2011 8:34 PM: Morgan Lander: I will for sure.  I mean prostitution is legal there, and if the Bunny Ranch is a thriving business, I don't see why it couldn't actually work.

7/3/2011 8:35 PM: Joey: I'm ready. I can go right now.

7/3/2011 8:38 PM: Morgan Lander: Ha!


-  Morgan